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Great article

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There’s a theme developing over your last few pieces. First how test cricket is being reimagined by Stokes and Mccullum. Then the relevance to CSA of ODIs in general and the world cup in particular.

And it all comes down to the IPL’s World Domination. Who could blame SA players for taking advantage of the shop window afforded by a T20 tournament, with the possibility of riches to come. Or CSA for replenishing their depleted coffers.

Those top two media money spinners (NFL & IPL) have something in common besides each having 3 letters in their names: the length of games is elastic. And this allows for more ad breaks. And more revenue… And that is the IPL.

Soon, the wall containing the sponsor names will be visible from space.

And in the commentary box, while Matthew Hayden explains for the umpteenth time the theory of match-ups, the hype generated by his co-commentators will reach criticality and the ubiquitous Simon Doull will spontaneously combust, creating two identical versions of himself, allowing each to commentate on a different game. Graham Swann will only speak whilst doing his impression of Viv Richards and Kevin Peterson will laugh hysterically at nothing. Danny Morrison will follow the ball as it escapes earth’s gravitational pull and Sunil Gavaskar will calmly state: that was genius. Only Harsha Bhogle will retain any semblance of not having sold-out.

And at that stage we will have achieved peak IPL. The season will last so long that we are still in the play-offs when the next tournament begins.

The ECB, meanwhile, will decide that The Hundred isn’t generating sufficient revenue and invent yet another unnecessary and uncalled for format, based around players meeting in the middle of the pitch and bumping gloves. But this time with 4.75 ball overs.

At last, cricket 24/7/365. And when their country asks the England players if perhaps they’d like a weekend break in Pakistan to play a couple of internationals by way of thanks to the Pakistani team for touring England during lockdown, they say they are too mentally fatigued after 6 weeks living in an IPL bubble.

I love cricket. I like T20. On a rainy April London afternoon, a bit of IPL is a nice distraction. But I am not invested in any of the teams - sorry, franchises. And let’s be honest, how many games are really that memorable? I like strawberry ice cream, but not every day for every meal. I need a palate cleanser before preparing myself for five days of what is now known as red ball cricket.

A few years ago a friend asked me why I didn’t have Sky Sports (UK). I told him that there was so much cricket being played throughout the world, I may never leave my home. I have since succumbed, but do get out from time to time.

Yes, you can have too much of anything.

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